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Weazel Ball
This battery powered ball will give your cat hours of fun, or
your dog, a couple of minutes. For the person who thought they
had everything. Once on, the ball rolls all over the place
with the weazel following it. 10cm dia ball, 25cm weazel, requires
AA battery. £6.99
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Balls
Small ones for juggling (7cm dia £3.50 each or
£10.00 for three), or some 1kg ones (14 cm dia £10.95 each) for
when you get really good (good for work outs too) and don't drop
them as often, or just for annoying the downstairs neighbours.
We also have a book called "The Complete Juggler" (£10.00),
that will help you get that circus job.
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Tim Birds
Realistic, rubber band powered model bird, that will have your
cat chortling when he realizes you've just played a prank on him.
The tail is adjustable for steering, and you have a choice of
two sizes,
big (40cm wingspan) £6.50
or small (25cm wingspan) £4.50
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Magic Plastic
Remember this stuff? Magic Plastic is similar to bubble gum,
but tastier, and the bubbles last longer.
28 g tube available in red, green, blue and yellow
£2.50
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Heli Balloon
This squealing, balloon powered helicopter is probably the
most annoying item we have in the shop, and comes with 2 spare
balloons to make sure Christmas lasts well into March. Give it
to your friend's kids for another classic Christmas
£1.99
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Magnum 12
Rule the office with this well made rubber band gun. You can load
it with up to 12 of the supplied rubber bands, and when you've
lost all them, just order some more from your stationery storeman.
Pisses all over the classic "rubber band on a ruler".
The Magnum 12 costs £10
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Popshotz
The Popshotz is an air-powered pistol that fires sucker-tipped
foam arrows, or a bigger, grenade style, foam lump that is surprisingly
accurate and is handy for knocking mum's ugly ornaments off shelves.
The sucker tipped arrows stick to any shiny surface, with a satisfying
"thwack", and travel about twenty feet. They are fired
by simply squeezing the handle, and have a very good fun/pound
ratio. At only £8, you could afford to buy two, and settle
office disputes by duelling in the hallway.
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Crossbow
The ultimate in TV accessories, this crossbow fires a sucker tipped
bolt hard enough to bring tears to your eyes if you get hit in
the nuts. It comes with 3 bolts and a target, so if you get sick
of shooting talentless wannabees on the box you can quickly convert
this into a drinking game. It will also make you the king of the
office if somebody turns up with the Magnum 12. (See above)
Price for all this fun is just £25, but we don't
recommend shooting at any other living beings. Over 18's only.
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Squeezy eye
The first reaction most people have when they squeeze this big
eyeball is "ooh, that's gross" and then, "how much"?
They are gross, but they are only £3.50.
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Fart machine
Out of everything we've got in our incredible fun emporium,
the fart machine must have the highest fun/£££
ratio. The remote control lets you hide the fart machine up
to 40 feet away, and then stand back chortling with mirth as
you run through the repertoire of pumps. The possibilities are
endless - Stick it in a dummies pocket in a clothes shop, under
a seat at the cinema, behind the coffin at a funeral, or behind
your mate when he's on the pull at a pub. It's also a great
icebreaker on the first day at a new job.
The fart machine has 5 different ways to cut the cheese, from
a discreet trouser cough to 2-tone trumpet.
How much? ONLY £15.00!
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Arm
This realistic hand and forearm will bring you countless opportunities
for pranks and jolly japes - slam one in the car boot or douse
the arm end in tomato sauce and stick it in the fridge. Imagine
mum's face!
All this fun, for just £7.50.
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I-mouse
The imouse is a robot that is started by sound or touch - it scuttles
about randomly for a few seconds before giggling at you and then
stopping.
This gets really irritating after a few times, so the imouse is
a toy to give to someone who lives in a different house. This
6 million dollar mouse can be yours for just £7.
It needs batteries, but they're not included.
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Monster face
This soft rubber face has holes to stick your fingers in at the
back, so you could entertain the kids with all sorts of scary
puppet stories. £3.50 will get you a fist full of
fun.
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Wee rope man
This wee wooden chap climbs a string as you pull the bottom of
it, and is £4.00. It's ideal for the person who has everything,
and the figure is about 4cm tall.
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Humming top
Not only does this top hum, but the colours on top also change.
As it spins, 3 toothed wheels rotate when you pump the knob on top,
giving a psychedelic display. Enhance the effect by scoffing some
mouldy cheese, and spend those long winter evenings huddled around
your top. Fun for the whole family, and just £8.00
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Insectcopter
Pull the handle on the launcher, and this thing will be knocking
chunks of Artex off the ceiling before you can say "whoops".
Outside, if you tilt the Insectcopter over, it will fly 30 - 40
feet or more, so don't do this near cliffs or grumpy neighbours'
fences. Leonardo would have loved one of these, and you can have
one for £12.00.
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